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Anecdotes

The Smoothest Pickup Line in the History of Recorded History

Costco.com Will Screw You Over at Every Opportunity
The Ultimate Trip

YellowHatism

Hello, I'm Ryan Coons

Pandora's Bra

To Seek the Spear

An Unapologetic Look at Apologies

Another Unapologetic Look at Apologies

Death and Mayhem are Both Hilarious Under Certain Conditions
I'm Getting Lost in the Riddles of the Modern YellowHatMan

Steve Perry Lore

Former Journey Frontman Steve Perry is, in Every Way, Superior to Jesus Christ

AORchaeology / General Music

Introduction to AORchaeology / Winter Rose

AORchaeological Discoveries: Saraya

AORchaeological Discoveries: Device

The Best Sex Music in the History of Ever
Stomp-Ass Band Names that are Guaranteed to Score You All Kinds of Cat

Blatant Trolling

The Problem of Evil
Male Rights Activists are a Bunch of Pussies

We Can Save the Lives of All of the World's Rhinos by Being Huge Jackasses to People

Shameless Plugs

Classical Strategies for a Modern World: the Essence of the Art of War and the 36 Stratagems